(After Peter was throwing the kids into the ocean, which the older kids all loved and Joseph decided to try)
Joseph: Kirsti, you should try that, it was SO AWSOME!!
Mom: Awsome, huh? Hey Dad, Joseph wants thrown again.
Joseph (grabbing my leg): No. Mom's just kidding, Dad. NO. NOOOO!! PLEASE DON'T THROW ME AGAIN!?!??! AHHHHHHHHHH!
(still with a death hold on my leg and Peter several feet off, busy playing with the more adventurous children)